Hazaron saal Nargis apni be nuri pe roti hai
Bari mushkil se hota hai chaman men deed-a-war paida
On Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 1:57 PM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:
............Issi liaye tau deactive ho gya hoon................:P
On Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 1:43 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:
Boys k sath hamesha nainsaafi ki jati he...:)
On Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 1:41 PM, Mudassar Malik <mmalik.vu@gmail.com> wrote:
--On Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 11:32 AM, Shahzad Sadiq <lushahz@gmail.com> wrote:
Software Engineer Husband
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.Husband - by default.Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del toReboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & yourReceptionist?Husband - the only user with write permission.Wife - what is my value in your life?Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.Husband - program performed illegal operation, it willClose.Wife - I will leave you forever.Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.Wife - it is worthless talking to you.Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am goingHusband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.--On Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 7:45 PM, Manager <manager.atk.grp@gmail.com> wrote:
........Share All About Fun Here........
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